We caught this naughty raccoon on the back porch one night, sneaking dog food out of Rosco's bowl. Decided to name him Gerard, since he lives in the yard.
betsy: "So how do you get rid of a raccoon once he discovers you have food out?"
steven: "You don't. You have to shoot it."
betsy: "Well, guess you'll have to shoot it then."
steven: "Can't. We already named him. You can't shoot them once you name them. It's a pet now."
Great.
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